“Hey babe, I’m not working until 3 this afternoon, The Narrator is at school, and Mini-Me is taking a nap. You know what this means?”
“We have some spare time, to…you know…do something we haven’t done in a while.”
“Like what hon?”
“Well, I was thinking….I really need a haircut. Think you could do that for me today?”
“Oh, good idea. it HAS been some time.
…Some things never change. Some do.