The Following is an actual conversation I had with The Narrator the other day:
“Daddy, do boys marry boys?”
“Yes, that happens sometimes.”
“Can girls marry girls?”
“Yep. Sometimes a girl will fall in love with a girl, or a boy with a boy, and they can get married.”
“Okay. I’m thirsty. Please can I have some juice please?”
I don’t know what all the fuss is about….turns out, that was really easy to explain, and I’m fairly sure he didn’t enjoy his juice any less than he would have if the answer had been different. If you find it any tougher than this explain gay marriage to a kid, that’s on you.