Wife: “Please don’t walk around in the living room in your boots.”
Wife: “Because you shouldn’t be walking around with boots on in the house, you’ll get the carpet dirty or wet, and I asked you not to.”
Son: “But daddy walks around in his shoes all the time.”
Wife: “Daddy is an adult and I can’t tell him what to do.”
Me: “Since when?”
Despite the heat being on, the temperature in the living room dropped several degrees, to the point where I ran out the door for work in an effort to get warm.