My wife just got off the phone with The Narrator’s school nurse, who told her that his “left eye vision test didn’t come back so great.”
This isnt a surprise, virtually every member of both her family and mine wear corrective lenses.
“His left eye huh?” I said. “So what if….” Then I started to laugh as a rediculous thought entered my mind.
My wife shook her head, and without requiring any explanation for my laughter said in an exasperated tone: “No, he isnt going to wear a monacle!”
12 years together, she’s practically a mind reader.